A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
He’s got the ITIS!
(Source: inthelifeofa)
my mom refused to buy me ice cream because she said we need to go on a diet but she just walked in on me making a chocolate milkshake out of ice and cocoa powder and i saw it. i saw the fear in her eyes. im adapting and she knows that i will soon be unstoppable
(Source: mensrightsactivist)
Whattttt? Sheldon is too funny. I love him so much.
“Do you ever think about these things before you say them or just-“
(Source: milafranco)
